Giving up on my oven

How to tell your oven is officially a piece of shit…take a frozen 12 pound turkey, put it in the oven the same way you have for years (cook half again as long) realize that after cooking fine for 4 hours the oven won’t get anywhere near 325°.  Despite headache pull half cooked turkey from oven and take out giblets and unhook legs then somehow wedge that son of a bitch into a 6qt crockpot on high, cover with foil and a glass cake pan and pray to the kitchen sprites.
We will know in 6 hours if I owe my roommate a turkey.
Will have to wait a little bit before the oven can be fixed but thankfully we have a toaster oven and way too many crockpots and 2 burners working (the other 2 have plastic melted on them…don’t ask)


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