Friend “You’re going walking? It’s hot out.”
Me “No it isn’t, it is only 73° out. Perfect for a 30 minute walk… hot is walking a block in 73° weather when I was bigger and crippled up, this is a fucking piece of cake.”
So I did it and even after 30 mins it was only 75° and after a mile I still wasn’t hot. I may not walk fast yet but at least I am moving.